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and perfectly absurd—designed to make people question whether your car is actually crowd-sourced knowledge on wheels

The anthem opens with:

loves the song

Boomers will nod like it’s gospel

no tools — just pure chaos

If you have a medical condition or take medications

It represents the Frog Mustard brand perfectly

Car-wash safe

But the real surprise comes when the card is opened

and question reality

OR YOUR NEXT DUST IS ON US

Let’s be honest: America is built on three things — gossip